smeller's the feller

With impeccable comedic timing, the younger lad capped bedtime prayers with a little levity...

Younger lad: "what's that stinky smell?"
me: "I don't know, babe."

him: "I think it's [the lass]."
me: "no -- I just changed her diaper."

him: "Is it you, Mom?"
me: "I hope not."