piggies like French toast

A new twist on an old favorite -- younger lad style:

"This little piggy went to..."
"market Target."

"This little piggy stayed..."
"home."

"This little piggy had..."
"French toast."

"This little piggy had a..."
"bone."

"And this little piggy went..."
"weee weee weee all the way home!"

"Again, Mama!"
(French toast is his favorite.   "I just like it," he owns.)